Accurate self portrait

Accurate self portrait

ssv-normandy:

when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing

mistitled:

"I’m Fine" Biggest lie I have ever said

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

richarcl:

if i like u and u call someone else hot i will probably fall apart

unflirty:

turn ons: nice hair, feminist ideology

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies